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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.07.27 18:46:14 -
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~Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance~
~A Hi-Sec Mercenary Alliance~
Hired Guns
Targeted Corporation/Alliance Harassment
Trade/Operation Disruption
Logistics/Escort
Short and Long-Term Espionage
General Skulduggery
POCO Removal
POS Removal
Citadel Removal
See any of the contacts below in-game
Recruitment: So You Wanna Piece Of The Candy?
Don't take yourself too seriously
Don't be an a$$hat
20mil SP minimum
A wildly impressive KB...actually just show us you are competent
See any of the contacts below in-game
Must be on comms when in combat operations (which are not required attendance)
CEO & Head Idiot: General Shogun FC & if the Head Idiot isn't available: croakroach FC & General Cross-dresser: Delzoun Minatauro
Killboard: Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.07.29 12:14:31 -
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Kaely Tanniss wrote:Is there really candy in that van? Because I was told there was cake in the past..and the cake was a lie 
Hull-tanked girls, can't say "No." 
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.02 16:58:14 -
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Starrakatt wrote:You should have your own video, maybe voice record something else over an already existing one, dunno. 
*blinks* That is...simply...AWESOME! 
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.13 13:22:24 -
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Available for hire & still recruiting.
Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients... |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.14 14:56:01 -
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Starrakatt wrote:General Shogun wrote:Available for hire & still recruiting.
Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients... And it was said: 'Let the little children come unto me, for the Realm of EVE shall be theirs...'
...all that is required is entry into the van...marked "Free Candy" 
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.18 02:58:37 -
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...Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance has found new "uses" for duct tape.
I *almost* feel guilty.... |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.21 16:45:05 -
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When push comes to shove, remember...
...keep the van door open! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.21 20:28:29 -
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pelon pelonete wrote:so what's the rec channel name ?
and do you have a post on the rec forum?
No rec channel; send me a private convo or EveMail.
The recruitment post is at the bottom of the original post |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.24 15:01:50 -
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Popcorn chicken...tasty! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.25 18:36:52 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Kendra Katana wrote:Slievin wrote:We just got a bunch of Candy for the weekend!
Get in the Van!
have to admit that i do like candy :) wow, even i kind of pale in compared to your whiteness... that needs fixing...
This is the kind of input I appreciate, I'll have Chromalux bulbs installed in the Van ASAP to increase vitamin D absorption. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.27 21:40:59 -
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Free Candy Get In The Van is recommended by 4 out of 5 unemployed dentist. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.28 21:43:06 -
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The Van door is open for contracts & recruitment. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.30 14:45:58 -
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I know the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.31 15:09:26 -
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Accepting contracts & recruits.
If you like cheap liquor, fat women and good times, we are the obvious choice! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.31 18:31:03 -
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I agree, cheap liquor does come in different flavors  |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.08.31 19:51:07 -
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I actually prefer pale white nuns |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.01 15:20:12 -
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Accepting contracts & recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.04 18:19:34 -
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Accepting recruits & contracts.
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.06 12:29:54 -
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Need a target taken care of? Hire us today! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.07 20:57:04 -
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Rawmeat Mary wrote:Being funny makes you emit a fuzzy, warm, cuddly signal. 
I tell my wife quite often that I'm 6% snuggly 
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.08 14:16:40 -
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Free Candy Get In The Van...
A$$hat free and accepting recruits & contracts. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.10 18:53:25 -
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For low drama and high production, apply today. Also, accepting contracts. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.12 20:55:23 -
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New shag carpeting has been installed!
Accepting additional contracts & new recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.16 12:35:58 -
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When fat girls need love, er, I mean when clients need results, they call for some Free Candy...
Get in the van!
Accepting contracts & recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.17 14:47:41 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Is there a hitch on that van?
You know, like, to hook a trailer in case there's too many and they won't all fit inside?
Per Starrakatt's suggestion, *custom* hitch now installed...thanks!
Contracts & Recruits welcome...e-mail or contact me in-game. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.18 16:10:29 -
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"Executing" contracts daily...contact me in-game or EveMail for a quote. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.21 12:19:08 -
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Fulfilling contracts as fast as they come in...hire us for your Free Candy deliveries today!
Looking for a drama free corp? Contact or email me to join today. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.24 14:03:28 -
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If you would like your enemies duct-taped, abused and denied promised candy...hire us today!
If you enjoy said activities...join us today (see ad on page 1).
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.25 22:47:27 -
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Drama-free bump  |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.26 12:22:07 -
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Accepting contracts & recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.09.28 12:18:27 -
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More contracts fulfilled, ready for more...contact or EveMail me in-game today.
Also accepting recruits per the original post. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.01 13:23:27 -
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We'ze growin'.
We'ze killin'.
We'ze chillin'.
Accepting contracts & recruits, contact or Evemail me or croakroach for details. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.02 05:09:20 -
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Accepting contracts & recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.03 16:41:49 -
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Need a target taken care of? Hire us today!
Accepting contracts & recruits. |

General Shogun
Free Candy Get In The Van Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance
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Posted - 2016.10.06 04:42:14 -
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The peanut butter is FOR the rash  |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.07 15:42:44 -
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Accepting contracts and recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.09 15:43:23 -
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Accepting contracts and recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.12 03:30:18 -
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Get on the right side of the loot fairy and join Free Candy today.
Accepting contracts and recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.13 12:22:41 -
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Starrakatt wrote:General Shogun wrote:Get on the right side of the loot fairy and join Free Candy today. There you have it. He was busy bedding the lady. That's why. 
I'm baaaaaacccckkkkkkk - LOL
I *actually* was on vacation; took the family to the mountains. I think I "played" a cummulative 30 minutes the last week as the connection at 7400 ft isnt the best
Serendipity, I saw the fight via the KBs...good fight! We don't lose often and you guys definitely kicked our butt in that last encounter. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.13 20:20:47 -
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Rgr, I'll talk to the client and see if he is willing.
Btw, I'll tell Pit Boss "Hi" for ya |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.14 12:13:45 -
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Available for hire & still recruiting.
Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients... |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.14 14:15:04 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Tell you client that hired you to dec my corp that they are a bunch of chumps and that I didn't learn my lesson yet. CHUMPS!
I am patient with stupidity but not those who are proud of it. You sure care a LOT, about what I have no idea. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.16 17:21:54 -
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Join Free Candy today and see if croakroach really does cover himself in chocolate!
Accepting contracts & recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.16 23:50:24 -
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Starrakatt wrote:General Shogun wrote:Join Free Candy today and see if croakroach really does cover himself in chocolate!
That's my fault, I am to blame... 
Yep, NEVER give croakroach an idea
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.17 14:04:50 -
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Glow in the dark shag carpeting added to The Van.
Accepting contracts and recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.19 05:33:10 -
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I think I take this *game* way too serious...does anyone else share the same obsession?
I have a wife, kids, thriving business, dogs, mortgage, multiple cars, etc...a life.
Yet, I think more about this game and the inner workings therein than almost all the above
*slipping into a padded jacket* |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.21 12:18:12 -
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Free Candy Get In The Van...
A$$hat free - accepting recruits & contracts. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.23 04:06:46 -
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Jump in the van and join Free Candy...we run with scissors!
Executing contracts daily and accepting more. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.24 13:41:44 -
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Need a target eliminated?
Hire Free Candy today. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.25 15:34:59 -
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Drama free bump |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.27 12:19:20 -
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Contracts completed daily...do you need a corp/person hunted down? Contact Free Candy to get it done.
Want to hunt and kill targets...join Free Candy today  |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.28 14:52:57 -
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Do you like boom boom...oh wait, that's different...
Need a target to go boom? Hire Free Candy today and give your enemies a tasty treat! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.10.31 21:46:01 -
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It's Halloween...come get some Free Candy!
Accepting recruits and contracts. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.02 12:34:46 -
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Free Candy is open for more contracts & recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.06 13:21:43 -
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Although considered illegal in most countries, we have many satisfied clients...
Available for hire |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.07 21:51:54 -
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Has an opponent really lit your fire? No need to stop, drop and roll...hire Free Candy and let us give them a treat!
Executing contracts daily. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.10 13:27:19 -
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Open for contracts & recruits.
Drama-free bump. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.14 13:35:26 -
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Need a Fortizar or Astrahaus defended...call Free Candy!
Need a target hunted...call Free Candy!
Executing contracts daily. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.17 16:20:18 -
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Need a Citadel defended or taken down, contact Free Candy. A new sliding door has been installed since Delzoun cracked the windows  |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.20 16:18:50 -
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Accepting recruits & contracts.
Add Free Candy to your "wish list" today! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.23 12:53:24 -
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Executing contracts daily....hire Free Candy and let us give your enemies a real treat |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.27 17:57:57 -
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The van door is open, come on in...
Accepting contracts & recruits |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.11.29 15:07:46 -
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Baby Mama Drama-free bump |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.05 13:15:45 -
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An enemy got you down? Don't fret, let Free Candy give 'em a treat!
Accepting contracts and recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.09 00:46:48 -
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Hire Free Candy...we tar em, kill em, feather em, hang em, then kill em again. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.13 00:12:39 -
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Open for contract & recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.18 23:01:32 -
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Veine Miromme wrote:I read that you offer:  Logistics/Escort services...
Yes, among other things =)
Accepting contracts & recruits.
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.19 15:50:40 -
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Do you find yourself drawn to cheap liquor and fat women?
If so, Free Candy may be the place for you...accepting contracts & recruits. |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.22 13:07:57 -
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Neauticky Norawndree wrote:You guys look pretty active. I need a Raitaru brought down in High Sec. I'll help in the attack and the defense fleet shouldn't be too large. Quote?
Contact myself or Delzoun Minatauro in-game
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General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.26 16:54:36 -
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Give your enemies a real treat for the Holidays...hire Free Candy!
Open for contracts and recruits! |

General Shogun
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Posted - 2016.12.31 20:11:55 -
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What a great year 2016 was!
Here's to wishing all a Happy and Prosperous New Year!
Free Candy Get In The Van...open for contracts and recruits. |
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